It is difficult to explain what is really going on here. It has something to do with smoking a bit too much jay and hanging upside down for a bit too long. I am not sure why I was upside down I just knew that is where I was. Everything fell out of my pockets. I remember feeling lighter but I at the time I thought I was just being high.
Without my keys getting back inside my car was really difficult. Basically I was just at a stand still because walking would be too difficult and I had no means of communication. Some passer by on the road was all like “dude don’t worry we’ll get you a locksmith.” Nice guy and everything.
My wallet was in the car and it was such a relief because I had munchies like a refugee. Those locksmith got me what I wanted most of all; a double bacon cheese burger hold the mayo. Mayo is for the Canadians.